silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Small titties.

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