Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Pavel Novak

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Chuck Norris

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What is worse than hell?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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