Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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planking.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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women's rights

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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