Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Patrick is gay

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im black

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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shut up

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Compton

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Anti Joke

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