What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Yeah, totally.

Penis jokes.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Your Mom

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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