your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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I love Ciara!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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