Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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nine...eleven

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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42

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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