Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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b

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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planking.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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George W. Bush

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Your Mom

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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