Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Star Wars

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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