If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

sixty....eight.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

penisface

Woman's Rights.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

want to go home? yea

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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