- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

your mother is so lesbian

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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