the your face joke

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Women's sports.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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