Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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S.O.P.A

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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