Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What sucks?

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What's 5+7? Piccillo

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

your mother is so lesbian

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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