What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

you just lost the game!

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

OGC - tilt your head

Asians

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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