- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

shut up

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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