Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

I'm gay.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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