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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Anti Joke

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