- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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