Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Small titties.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hummer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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