What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Penis

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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austins gay lolololol

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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ballsack

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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