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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the best part about football The scoring

DOWN

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

I like to eat people

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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