- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

a potato flew around my room

Not Steve Jobs

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Its true, he didnt write that!!

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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