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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A black guy with his family.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Male penises.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Women's rights

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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