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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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