What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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