- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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