- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there aids

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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