- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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pickle juice?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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