You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

I enjoy anal.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Good boy

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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