- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing