Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Drunk irish man

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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