- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Cancer.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Yo mamas so fat

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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