If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Drunk irish man

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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