A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Blind people can't read this.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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