- Anti Joke

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!