- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Good boy

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Reed is poopin

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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mark is mark

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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