- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

^that joke a piece of shit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Please spell dyslexia.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Joay impistato is a fig

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Wade's the father

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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