My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens rights

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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