Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Gays

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Pen15

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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