Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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