If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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