A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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mark is mark

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Knock knock, Come in...

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I like hats XD!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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