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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

How old is victor? Old

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Joe Biden

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

poop is very very yummy.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What is 9 + 10? 21

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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