- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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