If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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whoa there

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Bake until golden at 375

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens rights

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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