Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Yo mamas so fat

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Joay impistato is a fig

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Yo daddy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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