what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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