why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Gay's rights

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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