What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Dogs in my home.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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