- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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