- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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