so dont touch it.

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Butt Sex.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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hipsters

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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