- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

spell backwards: taco cat

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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luke moore cant pull it back

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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