- Anti Joke

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Nicolas Cage

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Win and Beau have no friends

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Gianni

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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