How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Womens rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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