A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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