who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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