LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Penis

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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girls basketball

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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