- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Today is May 18 2016.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

shammmm is a lesbian.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

girls basketball

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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