Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Gianni

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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