A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

donald................duck for president

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Shut the cork up!

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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