Harry Styles

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porn-hub

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Patriarchy.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Needless to say,

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all these jokes suck ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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