So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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