What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Anti Joke

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