roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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the WNBA

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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