- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

School

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Kathy Griffin.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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