- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

shammmm is a lesbian.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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