Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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giddy goat

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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see ya

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Anti Joke

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