Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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poop

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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