- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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