What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Badgers are cool

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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miley cyrus

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Chicken

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WNBA

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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