How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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