- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

roses are red violets are blue im in class

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal