Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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hi corey

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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