- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

i like tits

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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