Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

your going to die

your mum

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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