- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Anything involving women..

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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