- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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