- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

I died shortly after writing this.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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