Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Woman Rights

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Mike tyson

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

TIMMAH!

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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