roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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This sentence is false.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Women's rights.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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