How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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