what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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