- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Guess what? Holocaust

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