Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

I share two rooms with my mother.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

This sentence is false.

Anti Joke

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