Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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obama

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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