A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Woman Rights

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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