- Anti Joke

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

xavier stop

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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