What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Shut the cork up!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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