Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Potassium? K.

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Wade

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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