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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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