Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Women's rights

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Gangnam style

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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