Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Xzibit

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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No.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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No.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Anti Joke

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