- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

this is not a joke

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

whats black? a black man

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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