What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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A seal walks into a club.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Kathy Griffin.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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