Gianni

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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I ponder

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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