Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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