Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Tell you something funny.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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