knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Whats an Anti Joke

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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