- Anti Joke

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.