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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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