- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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