OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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