Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Pinus Testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Life is an elephant, get married.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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