Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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