- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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